A survey Would you rather?

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A survey Would you rather?
Would you rather...

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. Kiss a toad or Throw your TV?brKiss a toad.brbr. Go to Schoolwork in your pyjamas or Swim with sharks?brGo to school or work in my PJs. Who gives a poop if Im in my PJs. Id rather go to work or school NAKED than swim with sharks.brbr. Eat nothing but cereal for a week or Live with a celebrity?brId rather live with a celebrity, as long as theyre not obnoxious.brbr. Host a dinner party or Swap places with someone?brId rather swap places with someone as long as its temporary.brbr. Take a bath or Eat a cupcake?brId rather eat a cupcake in the bath.brbr. Be a TV judge for a series or Have a pieeating contest with a dog?brJudge for a series. I know law, and I like debating.brbr. Drink pickle juice or Shave your head?brPickle juice.brbr. Sleep in a graveyard or Skydive?brSleep in a graveyard. I value my life I have a son. Also, I dont believe in ghosts and love camping.brbr. Call your child quotEggy Breathquot or Hula in public?brHula in public.brbr. Say nothing all day or Get a vaccine shot?brSay nothing all day. I practically do that anyway.

A sport thats NOT played with a ball. ?

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A sport thats NOT played with a ball. ?

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answers and I think I have one no one gave Discus ! Did anybody say skateboarding or rollerskating? How about shuffleboard? Broad jump ?

As long as I have , everything is going to be okay?

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As long as I have , everything is going to be okay?

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My friends, family, my Beatles! and my lovely house.brIll be okay brAnd without doubt, my God.

As Londons Astoria Theatre closes, we ask What are your favourite and least favourite gig venues and why?

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As Londons Astoria Theatre closes, we ask What are your favourite and least favourite gig venues and why?

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Astoria was brilliant, hot sweaty firetrap gritty performances madness anyone but today everyone wants airconditioned sterility so their Paul Smith jacket doesnt get dirty how boring.brbrSomerset House late august, fantastic setting, early evening great venue. pspanReport Abusespanap

Asked by a yearold, quotWhere does the moon go when its not there?quot ?

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Asked by a yearold, quotWhere does the moon go when its not there?quot ?
What would you tell the little guy?

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The moon is on the other side of the earth, like the sun goes when the moon is out.brbrGoogle is your best friend when you are dealing with inquisitive children. Do not bullshit them, teach them true things, they will be smarter.

As its Sunday, how much Alcohol have you consumed this weekend be truthfull?

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As its Sunday, how much Alcohol have you consumed this weekend be truthfull?
more than you thought I guess?

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None I am pregnant

A simple yes or no poll, are you a quotfattyquot?????

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A simple yes or no poll, are you a quotfattyquot?????

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I get a fatty just for you